Drunk Driver Pulled Over With 100 Chickens In SUV, Gets DUI

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02/03/2014 at 22:01 • Filed to: car crime, wtf, news dump

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A police officer making a traffic stop early Friday found nearly 100 chickens in a small sports utility vehicle.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PRBot II
02/03/2014 at 22:06

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Anyone who has raised chickens knows they can be merciless on their fellow birds. Ever hear the term "henpecked"?


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > desertdog5051
02/03/2014 at 22:13

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No, but I'm not surprised. My brother has chickens, and they all get along well enough, but one of them has a harder time getting to the bread crumbs. She's just not fast enough.


Kinja'd!!! Niquemarshall > PRBot II
02/03/2014 at 22:30

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Can't imagine what it must've smelled like in there


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Niquemarshall
02/03/2014 at 22:34

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Dear God. Putrid, rancid, and vile are words that come to mind right now.


Kinja'd!!! Niquemarshall > PRBot II
02/03/2014 at 22:39

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The word "chickenshit" comes to my mind. lol


Kinja'd!!! MoparKetchup > PRBot II
02/03/2014 at 22:55

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If I'm one of those chickens, with that many of my comrades, I would have launched a coop against the driver.

*ba-dum-tsh*


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > MoparKetchup
02/03/2014 at 22:56

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Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > PRBot II
02/11/2014 at 17:01

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Cocked and loaded, so to speak.